Hey everyone.. how are you doing? I'm doing good. Feeling kinda down right now... Andy wanted me to go to the movies but then I couldn't go.. because my mom has to wake up at five in the morning to go somewhere... oh well, if I get ahold of Garrick or Nate or someone or maybe even Andy I'll ask him to go tomorrow.. I hope I can get ahold of one of them by then. Anyways.. my grandma got me some fuzzy purple socks. YAY. I love my grandma.. she's so nice.. so is my grandma Carol.. Grandma's always know what you like because they follow the latest trends on television because they have nothing better to do. And for Christmas my grandma Carol got me a cross necklace and that's what I had been needing. Anyways, my new fad is carrying around a sharpie in my pocket because I <3 sharpies. I carrey one around with me at all times.. it's like a fettish. And it's MYYYY fettish. Dangit, I could be at the movies right now with Andy. Anywhos... here's a poem that I wrote.

 

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Race:

 

 

Pineapple or Oranges

Cheese or Bread

Buns or Toast

Cream Cheese or Bagels

Jones Soda or Energy Drinks

Rednecks or City Slickers

 

 

Hair:

Eyes:

Teeth:

Style:

Music Interests:

Label?:

 

 

Well.. tonight is new years eve... and I am BOREDER THAN HELL. There is nothing really to do... my mom won't let me go anywhere... plus no one invited me to any damn parties! DAMN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! Well Brandy did, but I couldn't go there... I can't wait til school. Getta see Andy, you crackheads. And I saw Ashlee today so I'm not in eager pain of not seeing her anymore. Anyways... GOD. My  mom is making sloppy joes. My new years resolution is to SCORE WITH ANDY. LOL. J/k. Not in THAT way.... you know what way I mean, I think. ANYWAYS. And another one of my new years resolutions are to wax Andy's ass. Me and Reagan and Andy's hairy, hairy ass. We'd probably have like Nate Levi and Derek there too to hold him down.... that'd be rad. But anyways, I'm gonna go. I LOVE YOU. Bye.

Well anyways, I am boreder than bored. Dude. Alycia is so funny. She was watching Star Wars <3 and she said that Andy <3 looked like CHUBAKA!! HAHA!

 

I'M A POSER!! LALALA I'M A POSER!!! A STUPID POSER!! I LOVE COUNTRY!! I'M A POSERRRRRR! I'M A POSER BECAUE I'M LISTENING TO COUNTRY!! HAHAHA!   Stupid, Stupid Jen.

 

<3 The Love Survey
Your Love Life (so far)
How old were you when you had your first crush?: 5
How many crushes have you had?: ALOT

How old were you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend?: the fourth grade, I think
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?: 6 I think

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend right now?: nope.
Have you been dumped in the last 3 months?: Nope
Have you dumped someone in the last 3 months?: yeah.. but i felt REAL bad

Have you ever kissed someone/been kissed?: YEP :D
How old were you when you had your first kiss?: 6th grade.. haha
Have you ever made out with someone?:Yep :D hehe
Have you ever had sex?: nope
Do you have any crushes right now?: YEP
If so, how many?: 1

All About Him/Her
Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend's/crush's personality:: funny, sweet, loving, kind.... FARMER lmao
Describe his/her looks:: He's not good looking to most people but he's pretty rad looking to me!
Why do you like him/her?: because... i don't know.. i just do, i guess.
How did you meet?: School
Do you think he/she likes you?: idk maybe

All About Your Ex
Do you have an/any ex-boyfriend/girlfriend(s)?: yep

If so, how many?: 6?
Did he/she dump you or did you dump him/her?: umm.. 1 moved away and i never heard from him again two dumped me and the rest i dumped
Why did he/she dump you or you dump him?: because... who knows.
Do you guys completly ignore each other now, or are you still friends?: all friends, actually... only one i really don't talk to anymore.. because his girlfriend is a whore and won't let me
Are you still attracted to him/her?: umm.. one of them
Do you still wish you were going out with him/her?:YEP one of them anyways
Has he/she had any girlfriends/boyfriends since you?: Yeah... :(
If so, how many?: not sure.

Guys/Girls In General
Best part about guys/girls?: Their personality
Worst part about guys/girls?: cockiness
Which part of them do you like best?: Personality
What is your biggest turn on?: Sweetness and their eyes and smile
What is your biggest turn off?: when they just treat you like shit
What's the meanest thing a guy's/girl's ever said/done to you?: umm.. not sure
What's the nicest thing a guy'/girl's ever said/done to you?: gave me a hug :D:D aww
Do guys/girls get on your nerves sometimes?: Sometimes
If so, why?: Because they can be really dumb
If you could change anything about guys/girls, what would it be?: Depends on the person
Do you prefer short guys/girls or tall guys/girls?: taller
For girls- Shaggy hair or short hair?:shaggy

for guys- long or short hair?: well I like long hair on girls but i'm not a lesbo or bi or anything like that
Color eyes? blue or brown
Does his/her apperancere matter to you?: sometimes.. not really

Relationships in General
What is the best part about a relationship?: being loved and held
What is the worst part about a relationship?: the break up
Do you get jealous when you see other couples?: YES
(If you have one) Do you wish your relationship was better?:
Have you ever stolen someone's boyfriend/girlfriend?:dun think so... but I stole someone's crush or boyfriend not sure... she was a fag though *coughcoughtashacough*
Has anyone ever stolen your boyfriend/girlfriend?: YEA :(
Have you ever been on a date?: yea
Have you ever been on a double date?: don't think so
What's the best place for a date?: in a guys arms lol well actually at the movies
What's the best place to make out?: at the movies or at the park

What do you think of guys/girls that...
Lie: assholes
Cheat: never deserve relationships
Steal: poor
Make out with you: pretty damn romantic
Play sports: pretty sweaty

Has a guy/girl ever...
Lied to you?: yeah
Cheated on you?: yea
Stolen from you?: yea
Kissed you?: HECK YES!
Made out with you?: YES
Had sex with you?: no
Insulted you?: yes
Held your hand?: yes
Cuddled with you?: yes
Cooked for you?:no :( but he did give me pepperonis
Did your homework for you?: no
Walked you home?: no.
Been on a date with you?: yeah
Taken a shower with you?: no
Been there for you when you needed him most?: yeah

Basics

Full Name: Tyra Mae Bahney

Age: 13

Grade: 7th

Birthday: December 15th, 1992

Real Hair Color: Dark Brown

Eye Color: Brown

School Name: Rochester Middle School

Favorite Subject: Math or Social Studdies

Worst Subject: Science

Nicest Teacher: Mr. Stephens or Ms. Hewitt.. or Mrs. Brugh

Meanest Teacher: Umm.. Mrs. Schoen

What do you think of Gym: Awesome!

What do you think of Music: Awesomeness

LOVE

Taken/Single: Sometimes one, sometimes the other

By Who: someone who loves me

Since when: umm..?

Why do you like him/her: because they're nice and sweet

Is he/she older or younger than you?: older

If your Single, who do you like?: Umm.. who doesn't know?

FAVORITES

Drink: Lost Energy Drink or Jones Soda

ice cream flavor: Chocolate

smell: Curve.... It reminds me of Phil though...... :(

sport: swimming/softball/soccer

Tv. channel: the WB for sure

celebrity: Marilyn Manson, Scott Stapp of Creed, or Fiona Apple

memory: being held

candy: chocolate hershy's or take 5 bars

show: Smallville

animal: fox

THIS OR THAT

roses or daisys: roses

cell phone or AIM: Cell

mall or movies: movies

tv or computer: computer

cat or dog: dog

rock or rap: rock

water or milk: water

shorts or pants: pants... pajama pants especially :D and shorts for gym class though... and sports

dinner and a movie or walk on the beach: walk on the beach

blue or pink: plue

color or black and white: either

friends or family: both

baseball or basketball: baseball

coke or pepsi: coke

bright or dark: either

Life is boring right about now. I finally think I'm going to get "him" and it just keeps on dragging on and on of me thinking this. I miss him, too. I barely get to talk to him. And my best friend having a boyfriend and me not is sort of making me jealous because she's always talking about her boyfriend. She's obsessed, but oh well. I would be too. I just don't want to screw anything up. I mean, I've practically been in love (obsessed would make me sound too much of a maniac stalker) with this guy for over a year or so... oh well. I bet I'll have my chance someday, just when the time is right. Anywhos... my birthday is this Thursday. WHOOHOO! I'm probably gonna have like a birthday party with like a bunch of people over and Jones Soda and tampons.. (scratch that last one) That'd be hotness. Anyways I think I am gonna go now. Love y'all!

 

x.Tyra.Mae.x

What is your -MIDDLE- Name? .... Mae

How old do you feel? older than what I really am

Where would you like to live? Holland

Cats or Dogs?  dogs. they're much more nicer. grawr.

Vacation Atmosphere? A little chilly with a warm breeze.

I know I'm going in no order...This is MY Survey!..deal with it. Cookie?  ....what?

Baths or Showers?  both bisnitch

What is the sickest thing you've ever found in your food?  who knows

What movie moment really makes you squirm? something with WORMS in it... or loud noises

Describe your mother.  she can be cool... but she is really strict. oh well.

Describe your father.  he's pretty cool... kind stupid though.

Siblings?  a brother named TYRUS

Tell me an interesting story from your past.  I went potty.

If anyone could kill you.........who would you want it to be?  myself.... but i'd rather die a peaceful death in the arms of my loved one like the notebook movie

Forget how you want to die, how do you want to live? I want to live a life with no worries... and I want to be forever in your grasp.
 
You spot a spider beginning to spin it's web....what do you do? examine and wonder what it would be like being a spider
 
How do you feel about bats?  they smell bad

Speaking of bats...ever been in a cave? a cave of blankets

Favorite Rock. (HA! Take THAT!)  the ones that are really shiny and pertaful

Pick a noise you're fond of...   hmmm... the tapping of my foot to the beat of a song... and my flute

What about a sight? glissining eyes... and teary eyes. they're so pretty.

Sound.  beetoven
 
Texture. smooth
 
What would be your ideal waking time? 8
 
Bedtime?  from ten thirty to four

Can you cook? i burn pancakes BEWARE
 
Well? ehh
 
What hobbies do you get so lost in you loose track of time? writing, doing homework (yes, weird I know) doing tests.... talking... sleeping... listening to music

What is your opinion on weapons?  i love daggers...

Thoughts on regulations on said weapons? they're good for killling yourself.

What is your sleeping position? half on my left side, half on my stomach
 
Heavy or light sleeper?  pttchh reagan you're a HEAVY sleeper sometimes... but you can be rather light. I'm a heavy sleeper

If you could remove any invention from existence, what would it be?..... ciggerates
 
If you could visit a famous fantasy world...which would it be?  my world is too complicated to explain
 
Are you ashamed to be caught in a toy store? Buying more than one thing? not really..
 
Most comforting stance/position with your significant other? (Non-Sexual)? laying down face to face talking
 
Thoughts on PDA?   dosent bother me... show love

You have a cookie...Ice Cream...and meringue...what do you do? ... OMG FOOD!
 
Do you own a cookbook?  yes

Do you play board games? yes, sometimes.
 
Do you enjoy them?  sometimes

Would you play hide-and-seek?  heck yes

If you were to lose a limb.........which one would you want to lose? i dont want to lose one

Is any religion correct? not nessecarily

Do you return your shopping cart?  yeah

How's your driving? hell knows
 
Ever wanted to be an assassin?  not really..
 
Your method?  i dunno

Strangest turn-on?  when they have really long hair.. o.O

When you meet a new person, how do you treat them? i dunno... i'm shy.
 
What are your immediate expectations of a person to get on your good side?  be funny

What are your turn-offs? (For people in general)   body odor..

Do you know any of the real fairy tales? (IE..NOT Disney)  no..

Do you embrace your heritage?  yes, and I'm damn proud of 'em too. I'm Dutch... and 1/16th black... and German... yeah. I know a lot of german, too.

What cultures interest you? Japanese
 
Do you collect anything? Japanese Mangas

Name something you've done once that you'll NEVER do again.  touch a worm

Do skunks make good pets?  not really... Gross.

Ever had a spider bite?  mhm

What would you do in Nevada (US)?  party, yo.

Name one antagonistic character you find amusing.  first of all, what's antagonistic mean?
 
Name one place you've been to that you want to return to.  last year to make one thing different.

Do you teach yourself how to do things?  yeah

What are your bad habbits? biting my nails
 
What habbits annoy you?  when i bite my nails into the quick

Does pain bother you?  no.. i love pain.

Did you know that tickling is a form of pain?  nope...

Do your eyes change color? no.
 
Favorite way to sit in a reclining chair.  layed back

Who's the fool that you pity? me
 
What do you WANT to see when/after you die? God.
 
Do your dreams mean anything to you? Yes, a lot.
 
Oh! If you were to die by injestion of massive amounts of candy: what kind? 

HERSHY KISSES BITCH!

 
Worst fear.  getting in a car crash and not surviving, dying before my mother does, my future husband going off to the army and dying in battle.

Alright..I'm burned out..you think of something and answer it. :)  who do you love? YOUR MOM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What did your parents name you?  Tyra

What do people auctually call you? Ty-Ray-Mee or Tyra
 
How long have you lived on earth?  12 years, almost thirteen.

How many feet/inches are you?  like 5'1 I'm short.

What color are your lovely eyes?  Brown

What color is your hair?  Dark brown

Do you wear glasses?  No

!@#$This or That!@#$
Tim Burton or Wes Craven?  Tim Burton

Jhonen Vasquez or Roman Dirge?  Roman Dirge... his name sounds like DUR

Red or Gold?  Red

Video or Computer games? video
 
Phone or IM? IM
 
Animals or People?  people

!@#$Favorite?!@#$
Color?  Purple or black. Can't choose.

Number?  4 or 11 (hey, that's the operator's number)

Director? Dunno... whoever was brilliant enough to think of south park or the bubble boy.
 
Food?  chilli or strawberries... or chicken... or poptarts or cream cheese bagels or cheeseburgers

Animal?  foxes
 
Actor/Actress?  Julia Roberts... Christina Ricci or Jason Biggs

Band? FALL OUT BOY or the Used

 
Cheese? YUM!
 
CD? Fiona Apple

 
Song?  Where Is Your Boy Tonight - Fall Out Boy

TV show? uhh.... SMALLVILLE!

 
Movie? thirteen or Prozac Nation
 
Book? Harriet the Spy
 
Video game?  Final Fantisy I and II

!@#$Random!@#$
Do you make animal noises regularly?  not really... not like

Have you ever felt like you wanted to be a cannibal? ew no
 
Do you like socks?  yes

What color are the socks you're wearing now? white
 
Could you be a vegetarian? yeah
 
Who is your role model? I dunno
 
Do you love someone?  yes.

Do they love you back?  hell i dunno

Are squirrels awesome?  YES.

Do you feel the need to categorize things?no
 
Are you a spaz? yup
 
Do you draw, doodle, etc.? mhm
 
How many times a day do you stare off into space? too many times to count
 
How many pets do you have? 1
 
Do you use vulgar language? yes
 
Was this survey completely pointless? surpringly no.
 
My fingers are full of pain !! ah too bad for you.

 

Do you bite your nails?  yes i do, unfortunatally.

Can you roll your tongue? no.
 
Do you have any habits?  yes.

Have you colored your hair? no.

 
Do you have any tatoos? Where?  oh yeah.. not really.

Which Shoe Goes on First? whatever one i find first
 
How many cereals are in your cabinet? like i don't know
 
Do you Cook?  yeah

Grooming
How often do you brush your teeth? once a day sometimes twice
 
How often do you shower or bathe? pretty much everyday
 
Do you swear?  yush

Do you mumble to yourself?  yeah

Do you swear?  mhm

Do You sleep Walk? i dunno
 
Name one thing your obsessed with: Audi Mae

 
Window seat or aisle?  window

Do You Sleep With A Stuffed Animal?  sometimes

Do you fall asleep with the TV or Radio on? yeah both
 
When Was The Last Time You...
Watched Bambi?  NEVER!

Talked on The Phone?  RIGHT NOW!

Read A book? yesterday